The Matrix Made Me Do It:

It seems that The Matrix has a disturbing effect on some individuals. Apparently, some weak-minded fools have killed people because they claimed to be in “the matrix.” This concerns me because the latest killer mentioned owned a trench coat similar to the one Keanu Reeves wore in the first movie. Hopefully, I’m wrong, but I can just see another of these killings happening in a school where the movie gets blamed. Then the movie will be pulled off the shelves, and honest, trench coat-wearing folk will be persecuted yet again. Anyway, if any Keanu Reeves movie should make you want to kill someone, it’s Sweet November.

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