High school coach, students charged with hazing:

Thanks to Bad Jocks for the link. In Louisiana, a high school football coach and some of his former players were brought up on charges for yet another hazing incident. Want to know what they did? Let’s go to the tape…

According to an Oct. 29 subpoena, team members “accosted the victim, stripped him, taped him on top of a bench, beat his buttocks with hands and objects, inserted a tubular object into his buttocks, and an unknown individual placed his anus in the victim’s nose.”

Seriously. What is wrong with “scholastic” athletes? Let’s run down the scorecard, shall we? So far we have an unpeeled banana, a jump rope handle, the infamous Sharpie, and now a “tubular object.” And why in the hell would someone want to put their asshole on someone’s nose? The coach is being brought up on charges for failure to report. But seriously, am I missing something? What does sodomy have to do with sports? Is there an operation they give you that makes you want to be a prison rapist when you join the football team? Maybe six months in county lockup will get them first-class seats on the karma train.