Cops say a local Columbine foiled:

That cheery individual is 22-year-old Jorge L. Alfaro of San Antonio, Texas. He was arrested on Monday for planning to shoot up Harlandale High School. The school he used to attend.

This was no mere joke either. Alfaro was leaving his house with two shotguns, three handguns, hundreds of rounds of ammunition and body armor. He allegedly told his mother he was going to shoot up his former high school for the way they treated him. For the sake of argument let’s say he graduated at the age of 18. That would mean he graduated from high school in 2005. 4 years ago.

Luckily his mom convinced him to seek mental help and while he was at the hospital she called the police. Go, mom.

Getting back to Alfaro himself it seems that his middle initial stands for loser. He claims that he was beaten up and harassed in school and that he had no friends. He worked most recently at a fast food joint. I bet he cooked the fries.

And yes he is, in fact, a mutant.

Authorities said they also found a notebook filled with detailed plans and notes about the 1999 Columbine High School massacre and the 2007 shootings at Virginia Tech University.

At least he picked an original date. He wanted to commit the shootings Monday and then kill himself because that was his birthday.

Four years, possibly, after leaving high school and this assclown wanted to go back and shoot the place up when more than likely anybody he went to school with wasn’t even there anymore.

The stupidity of these chuds never fails to amaze me.

I’ll have more on Alfaro as details are released.