Collin McKenzie-Gude enters plea

Collin McKenzie-Gude
Collin McKenzie-Gude

Suspected Teen Bomber Pleads Guilty:

Our favorite would-be presidential assassin Collin McKenzie-Gude has entered a guilty plea but it was only for possessing an explosive device. Even though the 19-year-old could be sentenced to 10 years behind bars let’s review the evidence.

He was caught with explosives, ammunition, forged CIA credentials and a map of then-President Bush’s motorcade route from the White House to Camp David. He had a list of his former teacher’s from his former high school. And let’s not forget that he carjacked a 78-year-old man while trying to elude capture.

But all he gets is a possession of explosives charge. Lame.

Sentencing is scheduled for January.

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