19-year-old John James LaFemina of Staten Island, New York was arrested for raping a 16-year-old girl he met through MyYearbook.

Not statutory rape but full-on rape. Police say that the girl did not give her consent but I’m sure we’ll hear from LaFemina’s supporters saying the girl is lying or some such.

The victim didn’t even know his real name as he was allegedly using the fake name of “John Femz”. That must have taken him a really long time to think up.

He pleaded not guilty and bail was set at a paltry $5000.