You would think people would learn by now that underage girls may lie about their age online yet here we are.

23-year-old Enrique De Luna of San Antonio, Texas was arrested for having sex with a 13-year-old girl that he met on MySpace.

DeLuna allegedly took a bus from San Antonio to Indiana where the girl lived. The Girl snuck out of her window which should have been a hint that she was underage and the pair went back to San Antonio.

The girl told police they had sex several times while there.

He’s allegedly using the old standby of ‘she said she was 18’. Even if she did it sucks to be you. And how come a lot of these losers don’t have drivers licenses. Oh, that’s right. It’s because they’re predatory loser scum.

C’mon people. Please tell me how he’s innocent.