I’ve figured out how to control guns without violating the tenets of the 2nd Amendment.

The first thing is to get rid of guns. I haven’t figured how to do that yet but why worry about details at this point.

Now I know the 2nd Amendment supporters are freaking out right now but I’m sorry. I know there are a lot of responsible gun owners out there but there are too many who are not. Most illegal guns that are used in crimes started out as legal guns at some point in time. Not to mention there are too many idiots in our society that are too stupid to breathe let alone own a firearm. The stupid ones are not harming themselves either. With their catastrophic stupidity, they are hurting others as well.

So now I bet you’re thinking how can getting rid of guns not violate the 2nd Amendment. Simple. The 2nd Amendment says that we have the right to bear arms but it doesn’t specifically say what kind of arms they need to be. My idea is to bring back swords. Not the samurai swords that rednecks seem to have but rapiers, the dueling sword.

Think about the massive drop in crime. You can’t have a drive-by swording. You can’t really have a school swording or a workplace swording. You can’t knock over a liquor store with a sword. Also, you can’t really conceal a sword either. Sure, dueling deaths would increase by 1000% but at least it would be a manly death.  Unless the duel was over something stupid like who drank the last YooHoo or something.

I guess I need to start working on a list of dueling rules.