UPDATE: Affidavit Released For Possible Child Prostitution Ring:

Documents: Three Men Paid For Sex With 16-Year-Old: (Not at the same time.)

Is there anyone more worthless than the white DJ. I’m not talking about disc jockeys but ‘DJs’. Every one of them that I have ever met always looked and acted like they just finished their latest stint in county for dealing Ecstasy. Yes, I realize there are some talented DJs out there but for the most part their just hangers-on of society that go from couch to couch until they can find another party to work. I never met one that wasn’t sketchy.

For example, take 20-year-old Trevor Baker. He’s a ‘DJ’ from Colorado Springs who calls himself ‘Trevo’ I wonder how long it took him to come up with that. He was probably writing out his name and forgot how to spell it. Anyway, Baker has been arrested for prostituting a 16-year-old girl on the Village Voice Media-owned backpage.com.

Baker claims not only that the girl agreed to go along with the scheme but that he didn’t know she was 16. Ah, the old ‘she said she was 18’ defense. I haven’t seen that one in a while. Baker also claims that they were ‘best friends’ after meeting at a party. I would lay odds that the girl probably thought she was Baker’s girlfriend because that’s what pimps do.

Oh and look how they artfully circumvented Backpage’s *ahem* security…

They used a prepaid credit card to pay for the ad, and bought a prepaid cell phone for the clients to call. Baker told police the ad had a headline that was something like “A Hot 19-Year-Old Blonde.”

Oh, you mean the same trick that every other pimp uses to put an ad on Backpage that for some reason they can’t seem to stop to the tune of $27M.

And if you’re not creeped out by this story yet let me throw this in for good measure.

Baker told police that he took the girl to her father’s house after each transaction so she could get ready for school the next morning.

This could be your daughter if you’re not careful enough.

If you’re daughter ever brings him a DJ ground her until she’s 30 and kick his ass. The world will be better off that way.