Last week, police in Palma de Mallorca, Spain arrested 21-year-old Juan Manuel Morales Sierra for allegedly plotting a bomb attack at the University of the Balearic Isles. Surprise, surprise kids. It turns out he’s a full-fledged mutant. Police say they found the usual journals and web ramblings proclaiming his admiration for the cowardly scumbags Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold. He even named his plan “Columbainero”. Once again originality is not the mutants’ strong point.
Morales was no mere mutant though. While he was thwarted at every attempt to purchase firearms, legally or otherwise, that didn’t stop him from procuring over 300 lbs. of explosives that he planned on using to plant shrapnel bombs all over the campus. Luckily Spanish authorities were already on to him at that point and arrested him when the explosives were delivered.
Speaking of the campus Morales didn’t even attend UIB. He learned electronics from a trade school and made money playing online poker. However, he bitched about hatred towards society and university students. Once again another coward who wanted to take out his own failings on the innocent.
If he thought the university students were bad I can’t wait to see what he thinks of his new cellmates.