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Man held in Clovis sex assault of teens:

Speaking of Juggalos, because we were, read this article. Go ahead. Read the whole thing. It’s not that long. I’ll wait.

Ok, are you finished? Good. Now allow me to translate.

23-year-old Jordan Perez of Clovis, California is a Juggalo. He more than likely has a following of teenybopper Juggalos. This does not necessarily make them a gang. However, it seems that he holds some sway over his local group of teenybopper Juggalos. Enough sway that he allegedly coerced two underage girls to have sex with him.

First off if you’re still painting your face and calling yourself a Juggalo at the age of 23 chances are that your life is already at a dead-end. Secondly, if you feel the need to surround yourself with underage girls there is something definitely wrong with you.

8 responses to “Juggalo accused of sex assault of teens”

  1. ok people who will and ever read this may be looking for somwthing that is real right… well let me tell you something i know who this is and trust me he gets u at first by the way he looks and smells.. then he gets u by the way he tells u he doesn’t want you cause ur to young..rite.. well that makes you want him more… so you go after him till he finally gives in… one night you guy’s are close and tlking and he kisses you with all forceyou kiss him back… till u reallize that your clothes are off and u tell him no but he is still doing it so u are still doing it/….. you hit him and punch him and nothing why casue hes to strong… why you think in ur head why would you let him do this .. but it is to late … next thing you know your prago with his kidd………………….well this is a true story ……….and this is my story………..this is what happened to me……form him… this is not a good thing to happen to you…. and now i have to live with it:((

    1. I’m sorry you were victimized by this waste of space.

    2. What he did was rape. He’ll get what’s coming to him. Even if it’s in the gutters of Hell, as Rob and Trench suggested.

  2. B ) Why would I be afraid to come to Hot Topic, a suburb or the basement of your mother’s house?

    That’s gold Jerry. xD

  3. Oh, boy… here it comes… my inner Grammar and Spelling Bitch.

    First of all, it’s called the “shift key”. It says “shift” right on it, with a little arrow pointing up, indicating that this is how you type a capitol letter. They go at the beginning of sentences and proper nouns.

    I believe the word you’re looking for is “due”, not “do”. “Do” is a verb, meaning “to perform”. “Due” is an adjective, meaning “something that is owed”. Maybe you “do” respect certain people, but not everyone is “due” respect. Get it? A person who can’t tell the difference between what we “do”, and what we’re “due” isn’t “due” any.

    And, oh, your choice of where and when to use punctuation is abominable. A few commas here and there would be nice. And try breaking up those sentences a little better, would you? Expample: “Well, with all due respect, not all juggalos are like this.” (BTW, there is no apostrophe in this particular use of “juggalos… not that I’m trying to tell you how to spell what you are, I mean, I certainly wouldn’t attempt to explain to you that “asshat” is spelled a-s-s-h-a-t. But an apostrophe is used to show ownership when placed before an “s”. Like “your’s” or “Trench’s” or “Rob’s”, but not in “mine”. Get it?) You would then continue with a new sentence, “Some of them do stupid shit, yes. But, what pissed me off in this li’l article [see the use of the apostrophe there? It’s used in place of the letters that were removed to shorten the word.] is saying that this guy [no “s” at the end unless we’re talking about more than one “guy”, also the “….” is completely unnecessary, even for dramatic effect] is 23 and he is still a juggalo. So, you’re saying that’s bad. [Again, the “…” completely unnecessary. Also, “you’re” is the proper word to use here, it being a contraction of “you are”, which would also work here. But “your” is a pronoun, the possessive version of “you”. Also, yes… by 23, he should have outgrown it by now. The fact that he’s still a juggalo is, in fact, a bad thing.]

    “Isent” is not short for “is not”, it’s “isn’t”. You need a comma (“,”) between “music” and “this”.

    Then you say “oh well i dont care but some of you bitches dont seem to get that.”, (which, incidentally, should read something like “Oh, well, I do’t care. But some of you bitches don’t seem to get that.”) But we do get it. If you didn’t care, you wouldn’t be here bitching, Bitch.

    And “juggalo hallocost (I’m assuming Rob is right, that you meant “Holocaust”)??? Are you for fucking real? Before I tell you the same thing I tell the pedophiles that compare their “plight” with that of the Jews during WWII (though it’s a bit more unnerving when they do it), I’m going to suggest that you go to the public library and read up on what happened. They might even have movies you can borrow. That being said, I have yet to hear about thousands of juggalos being herded onto trains and sent to concentration camps, where they’re starved, worked to exhaustion, and experimented on, then herded into gas chambers, where they’re then asphyxiated and buried in mass, unmarked graves (and by that, I mean they’re literally piled up in the thousands and bulldozed into giant holes… I had nightmares for months after seeing that movie in history class). So quit being such a douche bag.

    Now, if you don’t grow up and learn to spell and use proper grammar and punctuation, you’re never going to claw your way out of your mamma’s basement, “AKA that place your afraid to go at night because there’s suposedly problems down there”.

    1. Holy fuck. This, right here, I why I love you so much.

      1. Yeah, but I left the “n” out of “don’t”. ROFL That’s what I get for betting all Grammar Bitchy with someone before I’m used to the new keyboard. ^_^

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