Real Crime with Trench Reynolds

SD Mutant wanted to be world’s most infamous sociopath

Trench Reynolds
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Joseph Thomas Hansen
Joseph Thomas Hansen

Disturbing Details Surround Sisseton H.S. Threats:

SD teen allegedly had plans to blow up school:

Police: SD teen wanted to be ‘infamous sociopath’:

I thought this school year was going to be different. Last year was relatively uneventful outside of Deer Creek Middle School in Colorado. But no, the mutants seem to have bred another generation of idiots and death worshipers. First, it was the mutant from Tampa who started it this year and now we have another mutant from South Dakota of all places.

18-year-old Joseph Thomas Hansen has been arrested for allegedly plotting an attack against Sisseton High School in Sisseton, South Dakota. Can it get any more small-town America than that?

Of course like most mutants he had his own journal of things he wanted to do including the rape of 30 women and plans to attack the high school. In his scribblings, he said that he wanted to be known as the most infamous sociopath. Police also found two shotguns among a plethora of bomb-making materials and of course the obligatory research material on Columbine.

He is even said to have drawn out plans of the school and had researched local police plans to combat such a threat.

It even went as far to say that the officers wouldn’t have body armor on their heads or legs.

Yeah, like I doubt he would have even been that good of a shot.

Now instead of being the most infamous sociopath, you’ll be just another loser in a long line of mutants whose names I’ve already forgotten.

No word on the bullying excuse yet but I’m sure it’s coming.

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9 responses to “SD Mutant wanted to be world’s most infamous sociopath”

  1. You Can&#039t D E W Avatar
    You Can&#039t D E W

    You’re not a hard-boiled detective Trenchy. When are you gonna learn?! When are you gonna realize that real hard-boiled detective only have ONE femme fattale instead of full posse of evil cunts?! My guess is you’ll realize that the same day you actually become a real hardboiled detective. I’ll buy you a steak on whatever year that February 30th happens.

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    1. Trench Reynolds Avatar
      Trench Reynolds

      Yawn.

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  2. D and E and W and K Avatar
    D and E and W and K

    “Yawn?” That’s not what your mother said last night!!!

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    1. Trench Reynolds Avatar
      Trench Reynolds

      Shouldn’t you be harassing people with kids that have real autism?

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      1. Bjhss Avatar
        Bjhss

        Well I don’t know how to reach your father and I’m not gonna harass your mother because she’s a good mother, who did the best she could raising your sorry ass, and I’m not going to be mean to her because of all the good sex I’ve had with her. So I guess I’ll have to settle for harrassing you, even though harassing “the real autistic” kid is a digression from my usual modus operandi.

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        1. Trench Reynolds Avatar
          Trench Reynolds

          More mom jokes. Your wit, or lack there of, is simply staggering.

          How did they ever let you into community college anyway?

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    Anonymous

    First time reader today (found my way here by a search on the high-school-kid-murders-high-school-kid story in Massachusetts), and as such, haven’t learned my way around yet.
    So apologies for speaking out of turn — but I couldn’t help but notice that when you call any of Teh Bad Guyz “mutants,” it seems that you’re going against your own argument that there’s no kind of excuse (having been abused/bullied/whatever, claiming to be mentally ill, out of control on drugs/alcohol/etc) that’s actually valid for choosing to do evil, harm others, etc.
    Now, if someone’s literally not-human, isn’t that just another kind of excuse-making?
    All right, I’ll shut up now, til I know more of your style. Again, apologies if it’s me that’s missing the point I’m often a bit slow, but I usually get a clue sooner or later…

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  4. Trench Reynolds Avatar
    Trench Reynolds

    No, not all bad guys are mutants. Just the ones who have a proclivity to sympathizing or worshiping previous school shooters, in this case Columbine.

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  5. John McClane Avatar
    John McClane

    Guess what white stuff is on my face. I’ll give you a hint it’s not any type of narcotic, and it isn’t semen. Give up?? It’s your mother’s pussy hair.

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