Man who planned massacre at De Anza College commits suicide:

I originally told you about Al DeGuzman here. He was the Klebold and Harris-worshipping mutant that was sentenced to 80 years for planning to blow up his community college. Turns out he really was a coward like his heroes. He hung himself in his jail cell. I guess 80 years is really only 2 1/2 months. There’s an old saying that says, don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time. By the way, thanks for saving the taxpayers some money.