Fugitive found hiding in dryer:

21-year-old Rodney McKinney of Oklahoma City was wanted for the September, 2009 sexual assault of two women, one of which he met on MySpace.

When police went to his mother’s house looking for him they say they overheard someone say the word ‘dryer’ and lo and behold that’s where they found him. Which is kind of ironic since he had this to say on his now-deleted MySpace…

LISTEN I AINT NEVA RAN 4RM A NIGGA AND I DAMN SHO AINT BOUT 2 PICK 2DAY 2 START RUNNIN GET MONEY

So I guess you were just looking for your keys or some spare change.