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Breeders lose custody of Hitler

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Baby Hitler Parents Lose Custody Of Kids:

You remember the Campbells of Phillipsburg, New Jersey don’t you? In case you don’t they were the sponging Breeders who named their kids after Nazis and white power notions. They named their kids JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell and of course Adolf Hitler Campbell.

The brouhaha started with the Campbells when a New Jersey supermarket refused to print Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler on a birthday cake.

The last we heard the New Jersey Dept. of Youth and Family Services (DYFS) had removed the kids from the home of the Campbells. Now they have lost their custody rights to their children.

The courts have ruled that there was evidence of abuse in the home although the case is still under a gag order so we don’t know the level of abuse. As far as I’m concerned naming your kids after nazis is abuse enough.

Both Breeders are also collecting Social Security disability payments for what I think are lame reasons. They must have had some killer Social Security lawyers.

Hopefully, the children will be adopted by a nice family that will change their names.

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37 responses to “Breeders lose custody of Hitler”

  1. April Avatar
    April

    *scratches head and walks away*

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  2. DogBitez Avatar
    DogBitez

    Oh, that’s great news! I hope with all my heart their names are changed and they’re raised by people who not only tolerate, but celebrate, other races.

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  3. jj Avatar
    jj

    You are fucking NUTS!

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  4. jj Avatar
    jj

    So nice to have a happy story here!

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  5. April Avatar
    April

    No shit.  I’ve been conditioned to be fucking NUTS.

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  6. jj Avatar
    jj

    Heeheehee

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  7. April Avatar
    April

    I just realized what “fucking NUTS” implies.  Ewwwwww.  I take it back!!  I take it back.  I am NOT fucking NUTS.  I’m not sure anyone is.  That’s probably half the problem.

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  8. jj Avatar
    jj

    I am waaaaaaaaaaaaay to drunk for that!

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  9. April Avatar
    April

    Whore.  Maybe I should go take another muscle relaxer so I c an catch up.

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  10. jj Avatar
    jj

    It’s been a long week, so it was time to RELAX! And only the youngest is here, and he’s playing video games, so it’ nice and quiet.

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  11. Beanmagnet Avatar
    Beanmagnet

    I once knew a guy who named his son Himmler. There are some crazy ass fucks out there……

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  12. Jadecrowe Avatar
    Jadecrowe

    it’s so nice to see that the system doesn’t fail all of the time. i just hope these children forget what it is like to be raised my racist nazi scum and are able to live their lives happily and with normal names.

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  13. Cathy Avatar
    Cathy

    Man, I’m going to get slammed for saying this but here we go…If their only crime was giving thier kids disgusting names that will hamper them for the rest of their lives, unable to get decent jobs or even friends who want to associate with the poor nazi kids, the state does not have the right to take them away. No matter how awful it may be, a godawful name is not a crime in itself (unfortunately), it is their right to name their kids whatever the hell they want to, no matter how much we hate it. The first time I read this story I thought that was why the state stepped in, now finding that there was abuse in the home and that’s why the kids were taken I can only hope that they will be kept out of the nazi parent’s care and be adopted out to people who will care more about the children than they do about thier racist views.Just my two cents.

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  14. DogBitez Avatar
    DogBitez

    I don’t think you’re saying anything ridiculous… I agree with you, Cathy. The state can’t go around deciding what they like or don’t like about names you’ve chosen for your children, religion you’ve decided to raise them to believe, politics you teach them, etc. I hate that these people named their kids they way they did — I felt terribly sad for those innocent babies doomed to grow up ostracized and most likely emotionally fucked up. But they were taken away due to abuse… so something positive comes out of what was bad, as these kids now have a chance at a more conventional life with more normal names (if any adoptive parents file for a change).

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  15. Grace W. Avatar
    Grace W.

    If there was actual abuse then the kids SHOULD be taken away. But if it was the names only that brought in the government I have a BIG problem with that. People name their kids stupid names all the time. That isn’t the government’s business. I once met a woman who named her daughter “Shabortia” I KID YOU NOT. No one ever believes me when I say that. But its totally true. Do I think the woman is a classless, uneducated nut job? Yes. But do I think her child should be wrenched from her care? no!

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  16. Trench Reynolds Avatar
    Trench Reynolds

    There’s a big difference between naming your kid Shabortia and naming your kid after history’s greatest monster.

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  17. Justpeekinaroundhere Avatar
    Justpeekinaroundhere

    I think when you consider the psychological impact of the parent’s name choices, it’s just as abusive as beating your child daily. Even if the parent’s are fucking with the kids doesn’t mean the rest of society will be nice. Then again, I’ve always believed you should have to have a liscense to be a parent, not just genitals and a partner.

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  18. bogustoo Avatar
    bogustoo

    For all those that are commenting the kids should not have been taken out of the home if the “only” thing that happened was their parents named their kids offensively…Google the Campbells. There is not only proof of abuse in the home, but the parents refuse to treat, or even acknowledge, the fact that their kids have some issues. Their oldest child, at the age of 4, constantly curses people out and threatens to kill them. The wife gave a letter to their neighbor, saying if she is ever missing or killed that her husband did it. She also states in the letter that her husband taught their oldest child how to kill people.THAT is why these children are no longer in the custody of their parents. It has nothing to do with their horrible names.

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  19. Trench Reynolds Avatar
    Trench Reynolds

    But I’m sure that didn’t help.

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  20. bogustoo Avatar
    bogustoo

    Nope, it didn’t help in the least. That’s actually how they ended up getting the attention of authorities, when they made the stink about the birthday cake.

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  21. Trench Reynolds Avatar
    Trench Reynolds

    Do you happen to know if they’re still collecting disability payments?

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  22. bogustoo Avatar
    bogustoo

    I would presume they are. Every article I’ve read mentions the parents’ “disabilities”, both physical and psychological. And the articles do go on to say that neither parent works.They make me sick.

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  23. Trench Reynolds Avatar
    Trench Reynolds

    Here’s hoping that Social Security will investigate next.

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  24. Jadecrowe Avatar
    Jadecrowe

    i would imagine that their “disability” is something along the lines of meth addiction. and i’d be willing to bet that they didn’t have to go to hell and back to get their disability approved either.sorry…touchy subject.

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  25. The_Shadow_Knows Avatar
    The_Shadow_Knows

    Kudos to the supermarket that refused to print something as disgusting as “Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler” on a cake. It’s nice to know some people still have at least a little sense of common decency.

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  26. Trench Reynolds Avatar
    Trench Reynolds

    Go here.https://realcrime.net/2008/12/16/no-cake-for-l…You’ll flip out.

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  27. Cathy Avatar
    Cathy

    My daughter goes to school with a girl named La-a (Ladasha), and one named Shithea (Shatayah) I don’t know what some people are thinking, if you like Ladasha, spell it that way so the kid doesn’t have to explain every time someone says their name (I myself get aggravated with being asked 52,000 times if my name is spelled with a C or K…I started saying “pick one”)

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  28. April Avatar
    April

    Dammit!  I spelled my kids name funky – Juston.

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  29. Trench Reynolds Avatar
    Trench Reynolds

    http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asphttp://www.snopes.com/racial/language/names.asp

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  30. April Avatar
    April

    I h ave to tell you – I used to work with a girl named Cookie.  No shit.  For totally real.  Cookie.  That’s a fucking dogs name.  I’m not talking shit though.  I was named after a month.

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  31. Soobs Avatar
    Soobs

    Touchy subject for me as well. My sister really should be collecting social security, but she was turned down.

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  32. Winnie Avatar
    Winnie

    My dad worked with a guy named Richard Head. Poor guy, my dad’s admittedly an ass. -) But Mr. Head did gain a wonderful sense of humor over the years. Always reminded me of that song by Johnie Cash, “A Boy Named Sue”.

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  33. April Avatar
    April

    Haaaaaahaaaaa!!  My huband’s name is Kelly.  A Boy Named Sue always reminds me of him.

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  34. Angel Avatar
    Angel

    Sorry, y’all….I’ve gotta follow April on this one…..incomprehensible! *walks away shaking head*

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  35. April Avatar
    April

    Why not just name your kids Hoochi Skank or Sux Dickerson?  Seriously – talk about mapping out their future.  I certain don’t see a hospital paging Dr. Hitler to the ER STAT!!

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  36. Angel Avatar
    Angel

    How about Snatch Lickerson? LOL.

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  37. April Avatar
    April

    Good one.  I’ll save that fro my next child.

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