This story is as convoluted as they get, yet it’s still plenty disturbing.

Back in July, 23-year-old Ronnie Lee Ely of St. Mary’s, Florida, was being treated for an overdose in his some by paramedics. Police searched his phone looking for any evidence that could be linked to Ely’s overdose.  Instead, investigators allegedly found a cache of child porn on Ely’s phone. Sadly, there’s more…

During the course of their investigation, Ely admitted committing a sex act with a Boxer breed dog in St. Marys in 2014, according to the warrant. Investigators also noted they found several videos of animal pornography on his phone.

And it doesn’t end there as charges of child molestation have also been filed against Ely.

As far as everybody’s favorite app for sex offenders, pedophiles, and child porn collectors goes, Ely reportedly admitted taking pictures of kids in their bathing suits to trade for child porn on the mobile messaging app Kik.

He seems like the creepiest Kik kreeper I’ve posted about yet. He’s like a seven-layer creep salad with an added side of creep slaw.

I still have yet to hear Kik’s new owners Medialab say what they’re going to do to try to curtail this kind of behavior on their platform. Something tells me I never will either.